#444 medieval millennium fair by iambeard, journal
#444 medieval millennium fair
Man: "Do you live in the boring suburbs but dream of living in a lonely castle on a windswept moor? Do you long to trade in your sweat suit for a hundred pound suit of armour and swap your SUV for a noble stallion? Do you eat microwave dinners...all the while wishing you were roasting a succulent pig at a pagan banquet? Is your next ideal home-improvement a moat? Well get ready, Liberty City!!"
Man2: "This weekend and every weekend at Liberty City Park, it's the Medieval Millennium Fair. Our band of traveling minstrels, knights
and maidens oh so fair are ready to delight you, with tales of the
black death, witch burnings, and the joys of