Man: "Do you live in the boring suburbs but dream of living in a lonely castle on a windswept moor? Do you long to trade in your sweat suit for a hundred pound suit of armour and swap your SUV for a noble stallion? Do you eat microwave dinners...all the while wishing you were roasting a succulent pig at a pagan banquet? Is your next ideal home-improvement a moat? Well get ready, Liberty City!!"
Man2: "This weekend and every weekend at Liberty City Park, it's the Medieval Millennium Fair. Our band of traveling minstrels, knights
and maidens oh so fair are ready to delight you, with tales of the
black death, witch burnings, and the joys of being a feudal serf.
Forget about air-conditioning and modern medicine...we've got all the leeches, spells and potions you need at the Medieval
Millennium Fair. Learn the art of cooking with turnips! Yum yum.
Buy genuine reproduction medieval artifacts, including maces, double-handed battle swords, and one-size-fits-all chainmail. And this weekend only